Girlfriend For Hire [2016]

January 21, 2018

Starring:
Yassi Pressman as Nami Shanaia San Jose
Andre Paras as Brylle Caleb Stanford

TV Premiere: ABS-CBN 2

Sa intro ng movie, mukhang maganda kc kinaiinggitan sya ng ibang mga students kc naman, sya lang naman ang girlfriend (kahit hindi totoo) ng tagapagmana ng School na pinapasukan nya kaso dahil sa malamyang acting (or masyado lang mataas expectations ko), wala na. Walang kalatoy-latoy.

Na excite lang ako pagpasok ni TJ Silvero (Clint Bondad) kc naman bes, ang gwapo. I think si Donnalyn Bartolome ang nakikita kong umarte talaga na na-convince ako sa role nya (bukod sa mga matatanda tulad nina Ara Mina at Ronaldo Valdez).

Siguro kung napanood ko to sa sinehan, nagwawala na ako sa inis at panghihinayang sa pera ko. Pero siguro ibang usapan kapag idol ko sina Yassi Pressman at Andre Paras kaso hindi eh kya magsisisi talaga ako. Buti nalang talaga hindi ko to napanood ng may bayad.

Pero in fairness naman, kumita ang movie na to ng PHP83.6M, oh diba? So madaming nagandahan. Ako lang ang hindi.

Rate: 1/5

L-R: Shy Carlos, Andre Paras, Yassi Pressman and Clint Bondad

Jumanji: Welcome to the Jungle [2017]



January 19, 2018
Cinema 2, SM Megamall, Manadaluyong City

Starring:
Dwayne Johnson as Dr. Smolder Bravestone, Spencer's avatar
Jack Black as Professor Sheldon "Shelly" Oberon, Bethany's avatar
Kevin Hart as Franklin "Mouse" Finbar, Fridge's avatar
Karen Gillan as Ruby Roundhouse, Martha's avatar

Price: PHP265.00

Noong una hindi ko masyadong bet ang movie na to. Feeling ko lang kc hindi maganda. Buti nalang may nag-aya. Usually kc, kapag may nag-aya sa akin, kahit gaano ka sobrang antok, go lang.

Hindi ko na maalala ang naunang Jumanji. Ewan ko kung napanood ko ba un dati o hindi, wala tuloy akong mapagkumparahan. Gayon pa man, tuwang-tuwa ako sa movie na to. Kasi naman ang gwapo ni Nick Jonas bes. Nainggit tuloy ako kay Jack Black (Professor Sheldon "Shelly" Oberon, Bethany's avatar) kc nakahalikan sya. Hayz, ako nalang sana nag CPR sa kanya, feeling ko hihimatayin ako pag mangyari un.

Grabe bes, hanggang ngaun, mukha padin nya nakikita ko. Wala man lang syang bad angle, lahat pogi. Nakakabaliw kagwapuhan nya. Hindi naman kc sya kasali sa billing kya hindi ko alam na nandon pala sya kya hindi ako nagka-interest masyado sa movie na to. Si The Rock lang kilala ko sa apat na nasa billing. At hindi ko pa sya masyadong gusto.

Pero in fairness, nakakatuwa si Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson (Dr. Smolder Bravestone, Spencer's avatar) dito. Feel na feel eh. Effortless. Hindi mo nga maramdaman na umarte kc natural na natural panoorin. Sobrang nakakatuwa.

Siguro kung nagbabalak kyong manood at kung may chance kyong panoorin ung naunang Jumanji, gawin nyo para meron kayong pagkumparahan. Although sequel ito, malaki pading pinagbago sa nauna kc kailangan nyang mag-adjust sa kung anong uso at kung anong maaring pagkaintirisan ng mga bata.

Rate: 5/5

The Commuter [2018]


January 13, 2018
Cinema 3, Ayala Malls Feliz

Starring:
Liam Neeson as Michael MacCauley

Price: PHP230.00

Ito ang first movie na napanood ko this 2018. First time ko din sa sinehan na to.

Ang huling movie napanood ko si Liam Neeson ay sa Taken 3. At medyo hindi ko na maalala ang story pero one thing is for sure, nagustuhan ko mga action movies ni Liam kya ko to pinanood.

Hindi naman ako nabigo dahil natuwa ako sa napanood ko. Ang weird ng concept pero dahil set-up sya, masasabi kong ang galing ng nag set-up. Ang galing pero questionable. Una, madami syang mata pero hindi nila kaya i-identify ang target. Kya nyang i-manipulate ang tren at kayang pumatay ng kung sino-sino lang, hindi lang kung sino-sino lang bagkos kaya nyang patayin lahat ng nakasakay sa tren. Pero sa dulo, hindi din naman malinaw kung sino tlga ang nasa likod ng lahat ng 'to at kung sino tlga ang naglalaro sa kanila.

Nagbasa ako ng mga ibang reviews ng mga tunay na critics, ang dami nilang napuna lalo na ung paggamit sa mga ibang artista kesyo hindi nagamit ang kanilang talent at nasayang lang ung appearance nila kc halos dumaan lang sila, boom, exit na. Buti nalang pala wala akong ibang kilalang artista kya hindi ako nanghinayang sa kanila. Hahaha

To be honest, ang buong kwento lang naman kc ay tungkol sa paano ma-survive ni Michael MacCauley (Liam Neeson) ang situation na napasubo nyang pasukin kya hindi na talaga kailangang gamitin ang ibang mga artista base sa mga kakayanan nila o kasikatan nila (hindi sila sikat kc hindi ko sila kilala.. buwahahaha).

Hindi ko alam bakit ako napaluha sa dulo eh hindi naman to drama. Ang OA ko lang. Gusto kong mag clap clap sa dulo kaso walang pumalakpak kya hindi na din. Baka mapahiya lang ako. Hahaha

Rate: 5/5
Ang pangit lang talaga manood ng movie ng solo. Wala kang makausap tungkol sa napanood mo. Mas lalong pangit kung ang katabi mo ay pumasok lang para matulog at humihilik pa ng malakas. Sarap sampalsampalin eh. Kung hindi lang malaking mama, tinapunan ko na ng basura un. Kainis.

Ang sinehan sa Ayala Malls Feliz ay maganda sana kaso walang CR sa loob. Lalabas ka pa ay medyo malayo layo ang CR pag nasa cinema 3 and 4  ka. Pero in fairness naman sa CR, ang lawak. Ang daming cubicle, at ang daming urinal. Siguro nga kc covered nya ang 4 cinemas kya siguro ganun kalaki. Binawi lang.

Wonder [2017]

December 1, 2017
Shang Cineplex, Cinema 2, Shangri-La Plaza, Mandaluyong City

Cast:
Julia Roberts as Isabel Pullman
Owen Wilson as Nate Pullman
Jacob Tremblay as August "Auggie" Pullman
Izabela Vidovic as Olivia "Via" Pullman
Mandy Patinkin as Mr. Tushman
Daveed Diggs as Mr. Browne
Noah Jupe as Jack Will
Danielle Rose Russell as Miranda

This movie is full of love. Different kinds of love. Unconditional love to the children. Love of friendship. Although the message of the movie is about facing the world no matter how cruel it is.

Why am I crying while writing this? I have no idea. I can't say that I can relate to this movie because I am nothing to compare to the characters that were being portrayed. But one thing is for sure, I can feel the love and most specially the pain and the struggle of having different looking person, the worst thing, being called freak. This is, to this date, the movie and made me cry even after the show, even just reading the plot. I can imagine everything already. The scenes, the emotions. Wow! Just wow! I can't understand why. I just can't explain how I feel.

Auggie
August "Auggie" Pullman was born with an extremely rare medical facial deformity which he refers to as "mandibulofacial dysostosis", which is likely Treacher Collins syndrome. Accordingly, this is a genetic disorder characterized by deformities of the ears, eyes, cheekbones, and chin. He's been too many surgery operations to survive.

He may be unfortunate to have facial deformity, that the world would be easily be judged by how he looked differently from their so-called-normal but he’s lucky enough to have loving family who loves him unconditionally and willing to take risk of exposing him to cruel world even deep inside they’re scared that he cannot handle cruelty. They believe that is the best and rightful way.

Via
She's the eldest sister of Auggie. She's expected to understand that he's brother needs more attention than she is but deep inside, she's hurting and longing for her parents' attention. The only person that she trusted and thinks she can rely on is her bestfriend Miranda. But after Miranda attended one summer camp, she avoided her without knowing the reasons.

Miranda
The estrange bestfriend of Via since kindergarten. Her family sucks. Her parents got divorced and her mother became dependent with alcohol.

What happened during summer camp that changes their BFF status to estrange, I don't know if it is understandable but to be honest, I can feel her.

This is really sucks! I write this for the purpose of documenting what I felt about the movie but my tears keeps on falling down, I can't understand why. This is the exact feeling why I also can't understand why watching the movie is so painful for me, while in fact, you can laugh every now and then because of the humor of the characters like Auggie.

Favorite Quote (too many to mention though)
I cannot quote exactly what Summer (Auggie's friend) said, but she basically said, if she's to choose doing the right thing or kind, she'll choose kind.

Rate: 5/5

I can safely say, that this is now my favorite movie, surpassing 'That Thing Called Tadhana'.

I'm afraid of dogs, but I think, Daisy is an exception.

Theatrical release poster from Lionsgate.
No copyright infringement intended.

Murder on the Orient Express [2017]

December 01, 2017
Shang Cineplex, Cinema 2, Shangri-La Plaza, Mandaluyong City

Cast:
Kenneth Branagh as Hercule Poirot
Penélope Cruz as Pilar Estravados
Willem Dafoe as Gerhard Hardman
Judi Dench as Princess Dragomiroff
Johnny Depp as Samuel Ratchett
Josh Gad as Hector MacQueen
Derek Jacobi as Edward Henry Masterman
Leslie Odom Jr. as Dr. Arbuthnot
Michelle Pfeiffer as Caroline Hubbard

This movie is all about solving a crime happened on the train, Orient Express. For me, It's like I'm watching a crime investigation series like 'Stalker' or 'CSI' but boring version. Don't get me wrong, this is a stellar cast with different culture representation. But that's it. Nothing more interesting. If you guess who commit the crime, you might guested it right but maybe, you'll be surprised with the revelation at the end of the movie (not unless you've read the book already, then you knew the story, I could imagine how more boring that would be).

To my surprise, I didn't sleep the entire movie, knowing that I was very tired that day. Then maybe it's not boring at all. I just didn't like it.

Rate: 2/5

What you think? Have you seen it? What's your opinion?

Inis Ako Sa'yo, Bes!

November 22, 2017

Hindi ko maintindihan bakit minsan may mga bagay tayong kinaiinisan na wala namang ginagawang masama sayo.

Before: TY, TY
Tulad nalang halimbawa itong nararamdaman ko. Dati, naiinis ako sa isang tao dahil sa expression nyang "T.Y., T.Y." kc to be honest, there's nothing wrong with what she said. Anong masama sa "T.Y. T.Y."? Wala diba? In fact, positive pa nga un eh kc ang ibig sabihin ng "T.Y." ay "Thank You".

Now: Giggling
Ung tipong naririnig mo syang nanggigil dahil tuwang-tuwa sya sa ka-chat nya. Hindi mo alam kung kinikilig ba sya o naiihi (bitter lang). Pero alam ko naman na masaya lang sya kc nay nakakausap syang nagpapangiti sa kanya kaso hindi ko maiwasan na mainis sa kanya.

Ito ung mga bagay na walang ginagawang masama sayo ang tao yet ang laki ng epekto syo kc buong araw bothered ka sa ginagawa nya. What the heck?!

Nakaramdam ka na ba ng ganito, bes? Kc sa totoo lang, naiinis ako sa nararamdaman kong to kc walang ginagawang masama ang mga taong to sa akin pero affected ako sa mga ginagawa nila. Ano bang problema meron ako? Kailangan ko na bang pagpatingin sa doktor sa utak?


Thor: Ragnarok vs Justice League [2017]

November 17, 2017

I couldn't help it but compare these two gigantic mortal comic characters that became also a movie enemies, that being released this year 2017, Thor: Ragnarok and Justice League.

Thor: Ragnarok was for me, better in terms of humor and entertainment. And even in action and visual effects. Justice League however, better in, I don't know.. League? Allegiance?

Come on, they have Batman (Ben Affleck), Superman (Henry Cavill), Wonder Woman (Gal Gadot), The Flash (Ezra Miller), Aquaman (Jason Momoa) and Cyborg (Ray Fisher), who else are you looking for?

What do you think? Have you seen the two movies yet?